Day 12: Our last day in Kosovo
‘is he coming’
‘i dont think so. he’s got chatting to some girl and he looks animated. better leave him to it.’
It is nearing 2am so I thought I would start the Friday blog on Friday. Will and I start to head home after a heavyish night in a bar where all the people we have met over the weeks drink. The only it could be described is ‘like a scene from the Simpsons’ (Brough 2008). Will and start the trekk to home, Edmond Hillary has no idea what an up hill struggle is! Mark is left entertaining some blonde beauty, Will and I do ask ourselves if he will be alright and come to the conclusion that a man who can teach himself Albainian in an afternoon will be fine walking around drunk in a foreign city.
On the way back hunger strikes and instead of getting a kebab, not only an English thing to do but knowing that the kebabs here are sensational, we opt for the pasta and sauce approach. When home we chat and cook, then eat. My god. It was the most horrific taste I have had the pleasure of eating. I force myself to eat as much as possible before my body rejects it. Will does not take the same approach and leaves what he deems to not suitable for human consumption. We contemplate Marks return and hope he has the decency to go back to hers because we have a busy day in the morning and retire and sleep.
Morning hits, we have an 9.30 meeting with the Youth Council Minister. We meet him in the most expensive cake shop in the world! there are amazing and worth their weight in gold but I would not part with 3€ a slice like my lavish compadres. Like everyone we have spoken to he has had enough with how things are and really wants to make a change and sort the current problems out. I think he will. To start with he was a little sceptical about if we could help but when he realised that all we want to do is help, he warmed to us. The meeting went well and the the list of possible projects continues to develop and grow at an unsustainable level, looks like all the students in every uni are going to have to give up a year for OXAB.
After we were off to meet the Director of Youth, who turned out to be ill and we spoke to his assistant. The assistant just said the Director has been rushed into hospital, pointed at his gut and then laughed, well I guess you have to make light of a serious situation! We chatted about the current situation in Kos and where we thought that we could have an impact and the things we should be able to bring. The re-occurring theme came out, he was happy that we were trying but was unsure just how much we could achieve, fair comment. The meeting turned into a touch base and see saw that there were possibility of working with the uni and possibly the youth centres teaching english etc. After another coffee we part to the next meeting, the students of Pristina Uni!
After sruggling around the whole of Pristina Uni for the best part of an hour we get to where we should be and meet the student representatives. One girl is incredibly helpful and guides us in the right direction. However, the man sat in front of us thinks he’s Don Kelliano. He turns up late and thinks everyone should listen to him and do what he suggests. Classic student politics. Well they are all incredibly excited about the prospect of setting up a student based society and getting up links with any uni in the UK. It goes well, as we were 40 mins late we have to apologies and use this as a meet and greet rather than anything solid. We head for the British Council, and meet Fazz there.
We walk in and there is a lions rug on the floor, muskets line the wall, golds from Indian, artifacts from the Americas, the smells from 1000s of different teas. Sadly not. I was hoping for a colonial setting where I was offered a cup of tea that would have been sailed across the seven seas, I did settle for an Earl Grey, so not all was lost. The building was like any modern office block with computers and books and nothing suggesting the empire, I will have to go back a couple of decades for that I fear.
We discuss what we are doing in Kos and the lady informs us that the BC has had a couple of calls saying they have heard there are a couple of Oxford Professors walking around Kos and could they have our details. Chinese whispers? No wonder we managed to meet so many high powered people. We had a joke about that and got back to asking for money really. It was good. We were told there might be a case for us to work with the BC and make sure money was pumped in and then manipulate the projects the way we saw them working. All in all the final meeting went well. But as it drew to an end I think we were all a little sad, the Oxford Profs whistle tour of Kos was coming to a close. We said our goodbyes and left the BC.
When outside we explained to Fazz we were off to Sopje that evening and asked if he knew when the last bus was. He called his mate and found out it was 5 pm, giving us a couple of hours. We then met Fazz’s cousin and Will had to go get a mug. Yes a mug. If we miss the 5 bus then we have to get another €180 cab, but we better get that mug! Mark then starts to mess around with stamps. Only got an hour and a half before the bus goes, loads of time I am assured by the other 2. We say goodbye to Fazz, I can not start to say how emotional that was and get a taxi to the hostel. So instead of agreeing to pay the €2 he asks for we opt for the meter knowing that we are only going 1/2 a mile. Tour of Pristina time. The guy drives us around the whole town and racks up the meter to €3 and wastes about 1/2 and hour. great. Mark then gives him a good telling off in German and we run up to our room to pack like crazy! We get it all together, grab another cab and get down to the bus with over 5 minutes to go, perfect timing! On the bus we meet ……………. and chat to him about the OSCE and how the christmas party was.
Right so we get to Skopje and Mark is like ‘yeah all the cabbies know Hostel Hostel.’ Apparently it is the greatest thing to ever come out of Massadonia. None of them know it. We run around trying to find someone who will take us there, then finally we find a guy. We get there and all is happy, un pack a bit then off to the resturant of our dreams. I should have mentioned this before, the reason we are here is so Mark can take us to the best resturant anyone has ever eaten in!
We get there. It’s empty apart from 8 people up stairs. We look at the prices, Mark frantically starts blaming the falling exchange rate and weakening pound. ‘It’s all Gordon’s fault’ he kept saying. Oh well, at €8 a head i think we can manage. The wines and that’s good. The starters come and they are good. We eat and laugh about the trip so far. We wait and no main course. We wait longer. after an hour and a bit we ask what is going on. The waiter forgot to order the mains. After 2 hours they come out. They too are very tasty. Then the bill, we look at it and convert it to € 79 in fact. WHAT! are you having a laugh? Turns out they are trying to charge us €20 for each bottle of wine after showing us on the menue that it cost €5 a bottle. Only one thing to do. Re-write the bill and leave them the correct amount. So that is what we did! Very funny! On the walk home we chatted about being followed and hunted for the rest of the cash, we were all laughing but I think there was a hint of fear that possibly it could happen.
We get back to the world renowned Hostel Hostel and get into bed knowing we have an 8.30 bus in the morning.


